Coralmod demands birthday presents. Now. Right now. 

ask-seapony-lyra:

So, apparently in addition to me and The Coral, there’s also now Ask A Sea Cucumber as well. 

I guess you could kind of count the deceased Cumpony Lyra, but that wasn’t really any body of water so much as… a body of cum, I guess.  I still don’t know how that worked.

But anyway — does anypony know about any other sea-critter tumblrs?

(( We seem to be forming quite a unique niche in what started as ponies. ))

We are suspecting the villainous Sea Cucumber peoples. Echinoderms are terrible, feral, creatures.

(( I’m a half-assed artist from Maine. Ya’ll can call me Gustaf. ))

(Seriously, who would send hate-mail to a tumblr dedicated to coral drawings?)

(Feel free to submit requests!)

mspaintponies:

I used to work for Dollar General for 2 1/2 years before I quit. I just graduated from college, and decided to start at Dollar General for a full time job, until I could at least pay off my $60,000 student loans. I have tons of references from past Dollar General managers.

Well. I got my second…

I’ve had multiple similar experiences, I feel for you.